Alternate Episode Titles: Calcified Goatees, Soft Bangkok, Justin Bieber's Personal Pizza, Pinata of Dildos, Chandler & Biebs, Crapapult, Fapping In The Wind, More Soddom Then Gammorah, Yasiel Puig's Baseball Card, Nothing Wrong With Swordfighting, Shotz on Botz, Battleshits.
On the 6th aniiversary of losing this fabulous actor, most people would drone on about the amazing body of work Heath has put together on the silver screen. We here at Hellraiser Radio are not "most people". Today, we commend the man for the bodies of work that have made their way to his bedroom. From Michelle Williams to Naomi Watts, Heather Graham to Ashley Olson, and supermodels like Helena Christensen and Gemma Ward. We'd all gladly have a fake roll in the hay with Jake Gyllenhaal to amass that list.
It's still chilly out there but the spring months are fast approaching. Hang on to winter for a little while longer but don't be a pussy and go for the usual hot coco and Kahlua. Try out this night cap that's sure to finally knock the stockings off the fireplace
Take 3 Parts Irish Mist. Add 1 Part Bailey's Mint Chocolate Irish Cream. Serve over ice.
Take Orally 2 to 3 times after dinner and hope to god you make it to Friday.
Alternative show titles: Colored Leafs, Stop Tryin' To Do My Mom, Jay Leno's Street Walkers, Chincilla Tits, Lick Dat Ass, Chicken Sandwich Juicing, Florida colorado or Frankfurt, Chocolate Cream Pies, Get A Hobby
Alternative show titles: Beer Roulette Manning, Twin Strippers, Suck It Through A Straw, The 'Ol Maroon 5, Soaking Dick, Poke-a-chu, Leonardo Di Crapio, ScarJoe, Don't Hang Yourself Kid, Ice Dont Grow On Water, Heart Murmurs in The Box,
Alternative show titles: Now that THAT's inside me. Dynamite Bikini. Where In The World Is Miss America. Don't Give Away Beer. Football Jousters. Third String Strippers. Sexual Nintendo.
Alternative show titles: I Didn't Gag. Brethalyze The Pig. If I Knew You I Was Gonna Help You. He Had A Neck At One Point. Coming Friends. Eat A Dick, Drunk. R-U Pregnant.
Rejected Show Titles: Experienced Ballers, 10 Degress of Saturation, Bring Your Dick to Work Day, The Derp King, The Million Fap March, Casper The Racist Ghost, Sabado Domingo, Ku Klux Keebler, You Down With SBB? Yeah You Know Me, Richie's Radical Rock
Rejected show titles: Don't Smudge My Pumas, Campbells or Bust, Mark vs. Porterhouse, You Are Not The Fingerer, Steel Reservations
Rejected Show Titles: Fat George - The Phantom Menace, The Fat George Redemption, The Fellowship of the Fat George, Fat George: A New Hope, Kill Fat George parts 1 and 2, The Fat George Redemption, The Good The Bad and Fat George, One Flew Over Fat George's Nest, Terminator 2: Fat George-ment Day
Rejected Show Titles: Joey Lawrence Golf Clap, Sticky Finger Webs, Foil Wrapped Feces, Twerk 'n Fap, Something about Titty Rubbing, Medicinal Jizz
Rejected show titles: To Live And Die At Nana's, Dorkrinds, Mike Trout Bait, Jack's Antenna Balls, Snatch & Grab, Dog Chalk.
Camo show? Camo show. We're no Spanish train but we sure know how to engineer a trainwreck!
Rejected Show Titles: Going Gonzo, Let's Go Fuck A Bike, The Upside-Down Tomato Thing, Digging Through Fat Rolls, Trick Or Skeet
Rejected Show Titles: Are We Ass to mouth Yet? Steam Cleaning The Dog, Ragu Bukakke, Deleware: The Kill People State, Dear Ed Hochuli, Hook'd: The Porn Parody, The Nazism Desiese, The Overweight Fluffer, The George Zimmer lawSUIT, Baby Splatter Pattern, Eat The White Icing, http://www.hellraiserradio.com
Rejected Show Titles: The Chilada Camo Contraversy, Whole Foods Guacamole Jersey, Dont Judge The Germans, Ball Crusher with Flask, You Got Me More Pregnant, Salty Funnel Cakes, We're All The Big Spoon, Club Dicks, The Armadillo Exterior
Rejected Show Titles: Now It's All Over My Hands, We're All Whores At Heart, My Vagina Will Destroy You, Witches Of Whoredom, The Paula Deen BangBus
Richie itchy, Tasha's pie, Everybody kisses Guys, The Dry Country, Know you're Coke history, Straight over the pitcher's mound, Plantation Theme Weddings, The Whitest shoes Are Always The cleanest, The Brent went down to Georgia. Where's The Watermelon?, It's Not How You Play It's How You Bop-It.